| #29 | 33398 scroll | 1,258 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #128 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 600 |
| #16 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 320 |
| #47 | Imp Ale | 6,444 |
| #55 | Knob Goblin love potion | 441 |
| #30 | Knob Goblin spatula | 3,107 |
| #47 | Knob Goblin steroids | 498 |
| #19 | Knob sausage | 1,424 |
| #78 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,485 |
| #165 | Ram's Face Lager | 320 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #41 | Spam Witch sammich | 1,500 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #36 | Trollhouse cookies | 2,002 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #8 | WA | 543 |
| #20 | Wand of Nagamar | 195 |
| #28 | White Citadel burger | 243 |
| #24 | White Citadel fries | 251 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #141 | abominable snowcone | 160 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #77 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 275 |
| #194 | awful poetry journal | 938 |
| #43 | bag of Cheat-Os | 555 |
| #29 | bat guano | 1,743 |
| #27 | batgut | 2,059 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #54 | blue paisley oyster egg | 46 |
| #79 | blue plastic oyster egg | 57 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #153 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #47 | cast | 1,236 |
| #64 | cat appendix | 152 |
| #99 | catgut | 158 |
| #143 | chaos butterfly | 2,409 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #16 | cocktail onion | 473 |
| #193 | cog | 163 |
| #178 | cranberries | 201 |
| #54 | crazy little Turkish delight | 708 |
| #42 | diamond-studded cane | 306 |
| #216 | disturbing fanfic | 928 |
| #66 | drab sonata | 152 |
| #51 | draggin' ball hat | 232 |
| #68 | enormous belt buckle | 108 |
| #8 | evil golden arch | 1,630 |
| #44 | f3d0r4 | 391 |
| #31 | flaming crutch | 804 |
| #47 | flaming talons | 341 |
| #136 | frigid ninja stars | 382 |
| #145 | furry fur | 1,145 |
| #65 | gnatwing | 202 |
| #150 | heavy D | 975 |
| #29 | hot katana blade | 1,324 |
| #36 | hot wing | 3,482 |
| #548 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 154 |
| #32 | infernal insoles | 168 |
| #90 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 199 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #49 | leather chaps | 130 |
| #35 | leather mask | 334 |
| #73 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 122 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #174 | loose teeth | 407 |
| #107 | lowercase N | 191 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | meat vortex | 1,897 |
| #51 | metallic A | 1,700 |
| #24 | ninja hot pants | 310 |
| #292 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | original G | 1,053 |
| #277 | penguin skin | 336 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #28 | phonics down | 5,526 |
| #21 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2,313 |
| #170 | plot hole | 1,325 |
| #36 | pr0n legs | 1,268 |
| #72 | probability potion | 1,381 |
| #78 | procrastination potion | 1,357 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #26 | rat appendix | 1,200 |
| #17 | ratgut | 1,872 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | ruby W | 136 |
| #20 | scroll of drastic healing | 6,248 |
| #51 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 555 |
| #142 | skeleton bone | 484 |
| #22 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 9,661 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #245 | spring | 103 |
| #239 | sprocket | 120 |
| #159 | star chart | 123 |
| #25 | super-spiky hair gel | 5,819 |
| #145 | thin black candle | 1,948 |
| #30 | tiny house | 11,050 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 151 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 33 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 129 |
| #88 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 135 |
| #100 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 130 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 37 |
| #103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 125 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 135 |
| #88 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 138 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 42 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 134 |
| #96 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 132 |
| #98 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 139 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #64 | tiny plastic hermit | 37 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 158 |
| #108 | tiny plastic killer bee | 121 |
| #105 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 122 |
| #96 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 128 |
| #88 | tiny plastic mosquito | 147 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 31 |
| #97 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 137 |
| #124 | tiny plastic sauceror | 24 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 27 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #97 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 131 |
| #89 | tiny plastic stab bat | 136 |
| #85 | tiny plastic star starfish | 128 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 35 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #104 | titanium assault umbrella | 123 |
| #37 | tomato | 5,005 |
| #35 | wad of dough | 4,357 |
| #79 | wang | 96 |
| #23 | white satin pants | 368 |
| #26 | white snake skin | 632 |
| #28 | white sword | 340 |
| #149 | wolf mask | 299 |
| #22 | wussiness potion | 1,370 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #170 | yeti fur | 1,580 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |