| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #234 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 41 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #516 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 10 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #461 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 15 |
| #36 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 15 |
| #58 | Knob stir-fry | 10 |
| #280 | Knob stuffed shells | 2 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #506 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 11 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 8 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #800 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #65 | bat wing stir-fry | 8 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #754 | dry noodles | 18 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #840 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #365 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #25 | rat appendix stir-fry | 50 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #25 | spooky stir-fry | 46 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #202 | white Canadian | 17 |
| #686 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 2 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |