| #326 | Cloaca grenade | 54 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #712 | Daffy Taffy | 39 |
| #67 | M-242 | 200 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1082 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 40 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #241 | Valentine | 134 |
| #1512 | Yummy Tummy bean | 85 |
| #383 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #352 | bloody beer | 34 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #199 | can of Binarrrca | 55 |
| #298 | candy stake | 18 |
| #121 | cocoa egg | 126 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #22 | drywall axe | 330 |
| #29 | f3d0r4 | 677 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #204 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 39 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #265 | penguin skin | 365 |
| #758 | plot hole | 39 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #503 | roll of toilet paper | 166 |
| #66 | sausage pizza | 82 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #63 | snake | 200 |
| #59 | sparkler | 200 |
| #632 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #218 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 64 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1702 | toast | 172 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #296 | toy ray gun | 35 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1051 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #62 | zmobie | 13 |