| #325 | Cloaca grenade | 54 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #712 | Daffy Taffy | 39 |
| #67 | M-242 | 200 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1084 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 40 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #240 | Valentine | 134 |
| #1514 | Yummy Tummy bean | 85 |
| #384 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #349 | bloody beer | 34 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #197 | can of Binarrrca | 55 |
| #296 | candy stake | 18 |
| #121 | cocoa egg | 126 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #21 | drywall axe | 330 |
| #29 | f3d0r4 | 677 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #314 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #202 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 39 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #265 | penguin skin | 365 |
| #759 | plot hole | 39 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #499 | roll of toilet paper | 166 |
| #66 | sausage pizza | 82 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #63 | snake | 200 |
| #59 | sparkler | 200 |
| #630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #218 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 64 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1699 | toast | 172 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #296 | toy ray gun | 35 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1050 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #61 | zmobie | 13 |