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| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1440 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #727 | catgut | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #684 | delicious salad | 49 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1301 | furry fur | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |