| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #416 | Angry Farmer candy | 234 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #168 | Crimbo candied pecan | 112 |
| #185 | Crimbo fudge | 107 |
| #186 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 96 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #594 | Crimbuck | 1,707 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #445 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 109 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1085 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1100 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7 |
| #1757 | Yummy Tummy bean | 57 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1507 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #207 | marzipan skull | 81 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1286 | spectre scepter | 22 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #143 | that gum you like | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |