| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #105 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 4 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #120 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #84 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 6 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #115 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 4 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #146 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #90 | Sword of Dark Omens | 5 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #729 | filthy lucre | 49 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |