| #54 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 277 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #24 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 60 |
| #79 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 6 |
| #135 | Bonerdagon necklace | 63 |
| #192 | Boss Bat britches | 67 |
| #111 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 31 |
| #81 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 58 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1271 | Crown of the Goblin King | 18 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1041 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #32 | Genalen™ Bottle | 205 |
| #257 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #144 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥉 | PADL Phone | 7,237 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #79 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #124 | Zim Merman's guitar | 6 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1168 | badass belt | 47 |
| #17 | beer bomb | 2,575 |
| #8 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1,282 |
| #28 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 202 |
| #8 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1,324 |
| #538 | chaos butterfly | 222 |
| #23 | chocolate stolen accordion | 155 |
| #23 | colorful plastic ball | 5,555 |
| #4 | communications windchimes | 6,050 |
| #58 | cruelty-free wine | 111 |
| #22 | depantsing bomb | 551 |
| #11 | didgeridooka | 1,202 |
| #14 | distressed denim pants | 671 |
| #338 | easter egg balloon | 61 |
| #125 | effluvious emerald | 13 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #24 | filthy poultice | 661 |
| #7 | foreign box | 316 |
| #41 | funky dried mushroom | 322 |
| #21 | gas balloon | 798 |
| #63 | gauze garter | 546 |
| #90 | gob of wet hair | 471 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #29 | handful of walnuts | 333 |
| #38 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #36 | hippy medical kit | 222 |
| #19 | keg shield | 333 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | oversized pipe | 11,237 |
| #8 | perforated battle paddle | 1,194 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #29 | ram horns | 502 |
| #31 | ram stick | 501 |
| #22 | reinforced beaded headband | 500 |
| #411 | roll of toilet paper | 222 |
| #57 | sake bomb | 678 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #59 | thistle wine | 111 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #250 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #57 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 500 |
| #609 | useless powder | 155 |
| #676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #16 | water pipe bomb | 7,992 |
| #40 | wicker shield | 170 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |