| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #908 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1775 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #467 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #127 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 74 |
| #570 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 32 |
| #848 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 58 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #500 | astronaut pants | 16 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1597 | candy cane | 19 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #430 | evil teddy bear | 32 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #539 | fancy dress ball | 23 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #285 | fire | 20 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1422 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1293 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #718 | mafia aria | 24 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #212 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #248 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #192 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 41 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | pirate shirt | 2,155 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #239 | prehistoric spear | 16 |
| #135 | puce plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #571 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #758 | spooky shrunken head | 5 |
| #362 | spooky stuffing | 16 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #614 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #500 | string of green beads | 24 |
| #612 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #386 | stringy sinew | 26 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #253 | tooth | 15 |
| #497 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #521 | toy crazy train | 17 |
| #275 | toy jet pack | 29 |
| #407 | toy mercenary | 18 |
| #92 | toy ray gun | 100 |
| #141 | toy space helmet | 67 |
| #384 | tree-eating kite | 95 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1356 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #320 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 36 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1326 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #311 | yo | 31 |