| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1777 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #469 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #127 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 74 |
| #570 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 32 |
| #847 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 58 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #500 | astronaut pants | 16 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1599 | candy cane | 19 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1592 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #430 | evil teddy bear | 32 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #539 | fancy dress ball | 23 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #289 | fire | 20 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1290 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #718 | mafia aria | 24 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #212 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #249 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #193 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 41 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | pirate shirt | 2,155 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #240 | prehistoric spear | 16 |
| #135 | puce plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #570 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #757 | spooky shrunken head | 5 |
| #362 | spooky stuffing | 16 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #607 | stick-on-a-string | 6 |
| #614 | string of blue beads | 20 |
| #500 | string of green beads | 24 |
| #612 | string of red beads | 19 |
| #387 | stringy sinew | 26 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #253 | tooth | 15 |
| #496 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #521 | toy crazy train | 17 |
| #275 | toy jet pack | 29 |
| #407 | toy mercenary | 18 |
| #92 | toy ray gun | 100 |
| #141 | toy space helmet | 67 |
| #384 | tree-eating kite | 95 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #320 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 36 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #311 | yo | 31 |