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| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #285 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 3 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
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| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1166 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #197 | Valentine's Day cake | 3 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #157 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1002 | badass belt | 54 |
| #42 | balloon monkey | 51 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #23 | box of sunshine | 22,500 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #350 | candy cane | 106 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #20 | chaos butterfly | 51,450 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #432 | easter egg balloon | 51 |
| #180 | especially salty dog | 2 |
| #634 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #68 | hamethyst ring | 4 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #434 | mugcake | 3 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #288 | pink candy heart | 100 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #913 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| #1053 | porquoise | 6 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #51 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 3 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #41 | porquoise ring | 7 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #346 | pretty bouquet | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #370 | spooky lipstick | 7 |
| #569 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #443 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 173 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #532 | stuffed dodecapede | 6 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #324 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |