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| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #494 | Blatantly Canadian | 2 |
| #184 | Boris's key lime pie | 6 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #183 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 5 |
| #18 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 733 |
| #405 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #221 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 4 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
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| #102 | Valentine's Day cake | 5 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6 | anti-anti-antidote | 22,480 |
| #118 | arrow'd heart balloon | 5 |
| #280 | astral mushroom | 41 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #720 | cocoa egg | 8 |
| #481 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 93 |
| #362 | coconut shell | 118 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #570 | dry noodles | 79 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #455 | green candy heart | 29 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #445 | lavender candy heart | 35 |
| #685 | lead necklace | 8 |
| #517 | magical ice cubes | 48 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #596 | orange candy heart | 24 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #514 | pink candy heart | 27 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #42 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 20 |
| #413 | scrumptious reagent | 165 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| 🥉 | stone of eXtreme power | 15,082 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #324 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1727 | toast | 162 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #200 | tulip | 3 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #563 | white candy heart | 23 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #683 | yellow candy heart | 20 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |