| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #370 | astral mushroom | 25 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #277 | bath ball gift set | 18 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #587 | corrupted data | 8 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1246 | grue egg | 21 |
| #1457 | handful of confetti | 26 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |