| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #371 | anti-anti-antidote | 4 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #994 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #567 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #240 | handful of honey | 23 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #257 | love song of disturbing obsession | 6 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #293 | love song of naughty innuendo | 3 |
| #211 | love song of smoldering passion | 12 |
| #227 | love song of sugary cuteness | 9 |
| #233 | love song of vague ambiguity | 9 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #681 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #526 | roll of toilet paper | 152 |
| #600 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #345 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 2 |
| #379 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #999 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |