| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #372 | anti-anti-antidote | 4 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #413 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #1005 | dry noodles | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #574 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #1912 | grue egg | 12 |
| #244 | handful of honey | 23 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #257 | love song of disturbing obsession | 6 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #295 | love song of naughty innuendo | 3 |
| #210 | love song of smoldering passion | 12 |
| #228 | love song of sugary cuteness | 9 |
| #234 | love song of vague ambiguity | 9 |
| #1430 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #689 | pink clay bead | 9 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #532 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #531 | roll of toilet paper | 152 |
| #598 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #344 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 2 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 2 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 2 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #999 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1868 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1730 | useless powder | 3 |
| #696 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |