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| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #167 | Cloaca grenade | 100 |
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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #157 | Crimboween memo | 54 |
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| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #459 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 18 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #104 | Orcish frat-paddle | 50 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #634 | Ram's Face Lager | 11 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
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| #158 | Valentine's Day cake | 4 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1884 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #465 | astronaut pants | 18 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1023 | box of sunshine | 236 |
| #2053 | brick | 4 |
| #159 | can of Binarrrca | 69 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #35 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 578 |
| #564 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #148 | disintegrating sheet music | 49 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #452 | evil teddy bear | 30 |
| #1407 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1516 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #446 | fake hand | 62 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #170 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 24 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #858 | fire | 5 |
| #57 | fish-liver oil | 767 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| 🥈 | gob of wet hair | 87,773 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #198 | incredibly creepy marionette | 15 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1394 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1630 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #451 | killer rag doll | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #21 | lucky rabbit's foot | 142 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #85 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #430 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 9 |
| #70 | outrageous sombrero | 4 |
| #926 | papaya | 2 |
| #863 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #921 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 25 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1203 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1467 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #439 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #468 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #78 | stick-on-a-string | 48 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #521 | thin black candle | 203 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 6 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #433 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #113 | tooth | 36 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #578 | toy crazy train | 15 |
| #502 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #408 | toy ray gun | 24 |
| #539 | toy space helmet | 15 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #511 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #51 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 850 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1504 | whoopie cushion | 6 |
| #786 | wind-up chattering teeth | 36 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | yo | 14 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |