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| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #556 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 2 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #191 | Valentine | 197 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #753 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #716 | candy brain | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #526 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #113 | diving muff | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1049 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #89 | fortune cookie | 99 |
| #150 | frozen Mob Penguin | 13 |
| #1265 | ghost cucumber | 15 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #743 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1109 | hobo nickel | 11 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #943 | jazz soap | 23 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #779 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #291 | love song of sugary cuteness | 2 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #458 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #575 | orange candy heart | 26 |
| #764 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #318 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #779 | penguin skin | 20 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #527 | pink candy heart | 25 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #1593 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #275 | prismatic wad | 6 |
| #695 | purple snowcone | 4 |
| #201 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1456 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #740 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1773 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #16 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 313 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #139 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #31 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1782 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #1679 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #71 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #2774 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #527 | stuffed astral badger | 84 |
| #2015 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #46 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2,005 |
| #3123 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #504 | stuffed dodecapede | 7 |
| #579 | stuffed doppelshifter | 22 |
| #1895 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2563 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1657 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #1637 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #1851 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #592 | stuffed ninja snowman | 8 |
| #2811 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2061 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2580 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #32 | sugar banana | 100 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #621 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #49 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic taco cat | 182 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #236 | wang | 10 |
| #529 | white candy heart | 27 |
| #1557 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #365 | worthless gewgaw | 12 |
| #377 | worthless knick-knack | 16 |
| #477 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #104 | yellow candy heart | 702 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |