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| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #190 | Valentine | 197 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #269 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 4 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #525 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1046 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #89 | fortune cookie | 99 |
| #150 | frozen Mob Penguin | 13 |
| #1265 | ghost cucumber | 15 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #742 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1108 | hobo nickel | 11 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #942 | jazz soap | 23 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #779 | lavender candy heart | 6 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #291 | love song of sugary cuteness | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #457 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #576 | orange candy heart | 26 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #319 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #777 | penguin skin | 20 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #528 | pink candy heart | 25 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #277 | prismatic wad | 6 |
| #695 | purple snowcone | 4 |
| #201 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #739 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #16 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 313 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #32 | solid baconstone earring | 2 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #71 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #524 | stuffed astral badger | 84 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #46 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2,005 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #504 | stuffed dodecapede | 7 |
| #579 | stuffed doppelshifter | 22 |
| #1890 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1658 | stuffed gray blob | 6 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #592 | stuffed ninja snowman | 8 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #2247 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #32 | sugar banana | 100 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #620 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic taco cat | 182 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #236 | wang | 10 |
| #530 | white candy heart | 27 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #361 | worthless gewgaw | 12 |
| #374 | worthless knick-knack | 16 |
| #475 | worthless trinket | 5 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #103 | yellow candy heart | 702 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |