| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| 🥈 | Manetwich | 1,333 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #33 | annoying pitchfork | 77 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #57 | beer goggles | 12 |
| 🥈 | beer-scented teddy bear | 585 |
| #567 | black candy heart | 9 |
| #4 | booze-soaked cherry | 590 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #1604 | brick | 10 |
| 🥈 | bus pass | 2,500 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| 🥉 | comfy pillow | 583 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #876 | defective skull | 16 |
| #5 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 111 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #899 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #1182 | fake hand | 10 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #201 | giant gym membership card | 1 |
| #192 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| 🥉 | giant marshmallow | 588 |
| 🥈 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 585 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #160 | green candy heart | 200 |
| #44 | grimstone mask | 15 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1296 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #1212 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #167 | lavender candy heart | 200 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #957 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 22 |
| #214 | orange candy heart | 200 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1161 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1238 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #188 | pink candy heart | 200 |
| #8 | pitchfork | 1,100 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1335 | rubber emo roe | 10 |
| 🥈 | sponge cake | 595 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1585 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1604 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #5 | tube of hair oil | 300 |
| #1051 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #351 | warbear battery | 5 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #182 | warbear drone assembler | 3 |
| #149 | warbear empathy chip | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #110 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 11 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #209 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 6 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #408 | warbear whosit | 153 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #193 | white candy heart | 200 |
| #1334 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1037 | wind-up chattering teeth | 22 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #974 | x-ray specs | 10 |
| #250 | yellow candy heart | 200 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |