| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #167 | atomic vector plotter | 25 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #229 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 8 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #223 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 8 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #217 | boxed champagne | 7 |
| #139 | cocktail onion | 12 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #302 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | quantum polarity inducer | 17 |
| #226 | recursive spline reticulator | 17 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | red plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #151 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 30 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #424 | string of green beads | 28 |
| #351 | string of red beads | 31 |
| #69 | stringy sinew | 124 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #11 | tighty whiteys | 550 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 44 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #325 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #378 | tiny plastic angry goat | 41 |
| #301 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 48 |
| #258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 55 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #284 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 51 |
| #299 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 48 |
| #307 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 13 |
| #461 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 34 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 47 |
| #354 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 42 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #418 | tiny plastic grue | 37 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #251 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 58 |
| #385 | tiny plastic killer bee | 40 |
| #189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 73 |
| #404 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 39 |
| #278 | tiny plastic mosquito | 53 |
| #408 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #311 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 49 |
| #194 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #278 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 14 |
| #436 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 36 |
| #399 | tiny plastic stab bat | 39 |
| #371 | tiny plastic star starfish | 41 |
| #235 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #76 | toothsome rock | 109 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |