| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #167 | atomic vector plotter | 25 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #229 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 8 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #223 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 8 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #215 | boxed champagne | 7 |
| #139 | cocktail onion | 12 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #302 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 11 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #754 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | quantum polarity inducer | 17 |
| #226 | recursive spline reticulator | 17 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | red plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #151 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 30 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
| #424 | string of green beads | 28 |
| #351 | string of red beads | 31 |
| #68 | stringy sinew | 124 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4918 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #11 | tighty whiteys | 550 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 44 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #377 | tiny plastic angry goat | 41 |
| #299 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 48 |
| #256 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 55 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #283 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 51 |
| #297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 48 |
| #307 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 13 |
| #459 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 34 |
| #302 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 47 |
| #353 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 42 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #415 | tiny plastic grue | 37 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #249 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 58 |
| #384 | tiny plastic killer bee | 40 |
| #189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 73 |
| #404 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 39 |
| #277 | tiny plastic mosquito | 53 |
| #408 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #310 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 49 |
| #192 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #277 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 14 |
| #434 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 36 |
| #399 | tiny plastic stab bat | 39 |
| #370 | tiny plastic star starfish | 41 |
| #233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #76 | toothsome rock | 109 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |