| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 19 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #37 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #425 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #1103 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #544 | meat stack | 29 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #234 | perforated battle paddle | 20 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #86 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #655 | roasted marshmallow | 30 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #40 | savory staff | 1 |
| #598 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #87 | shimmering rainbow sand | 7 |
| #302 | shock collar | 2 |
| #645 | silver tongue charrrm | 2 |
| #90 | sleaze nuggets | 38 |
| #119 | sleaze wad | 46 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #711 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 2 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2597 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2828 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2388 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2474 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2920 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2071 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3059 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #750 | thin black candle | 93 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 17 |
| #714 | tiny plastic beanbat | 10 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #923 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #964 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #985 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #392 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 11 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #2254 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #986 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #939 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
| #910 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #697 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #935 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #893 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #653 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #40 | velvet choker | 2 |
| #1027 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |