| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #392 | Feynman gate | 27 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #97 | arrow'd heart balloon | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1720 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #496 | box of sunshine | 672 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #525 | capacitor relay | 20 |
| #605 | carbon nanotube frame | 17 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #353 | computronic processing unit | 10 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1566 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1289 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #857 | fire | 5 |
| #226 | forest tears | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #458 | ion grid | 26 |
| #356 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #1152 | joybuzzer | 14 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #498 | logic synthesizer | 20 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #103 | purple prose pen | 2 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1020 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #736 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #763 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5717 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |