Schlemiel

RankItemQuantity
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#2450baconstone1
#820ball7
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#737blob-shaped Crimbo cookie9
#134bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#163bow3
#1272buckyball2
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#2969candy cane5
#110candy cornucopia1
#3830candy stake1
#1149canteen of wine11
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1838eggnog4
#788fancy chocolate4
#1200fancy dress ball7
#398giant glass of brandy1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#2303gingerbread horror3
#411gingerbread mutant bugbear9
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#2658googly eye1
#1069gray bow tie3
#616gyroscope4
#150haiku katana1
#1648hamethyst3
#421invisible bag2
#289irradiated candy cane13
#948kite7
#1001knuckle sandwich11
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#667mylar scout drone7
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#410oozenog8
#870patent leather shoes5
#894penguin thesaurus6
#495petrified time1
#1531porquoise3
#498possessed top11
#733pulsing flesh5
#278rigid carapace13
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1487spooky eggnog4
#140spooky rattling cigar box1
#954stuffed alien blob7
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#116throbbing rage gland3
#369tiny plastic Mob Penguin3
#333tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#354tiny plastic fat stack of cash3
#368tiny plastic mutant elf3
#319tiny plastic strand of DNA3
#2083toothsome rock2
#1557top2
#899toy deathbot1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#2301tree-eating kite4
#455twitching claw10
#325unstable DNA160
#390witch hat2

Wow, that's 417 items total!

what items are this player missing?