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| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1026 | club necklace | 7 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #43 | meatspout staff | 4 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #35 | muculent machete | 4 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #145 | plot hole | 1,709 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #551 | pretty flower | 143 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #290 | twinkly wad | 760 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |