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| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #43 | meatspout staff | 4 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #35 | muculent machete | 4 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #145 | plot hole | 1,709 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #547 | pretty flower | 143 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1173 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #289 | twinkly wad | 760 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |