| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 8 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #385 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 36 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #393 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #125 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #312 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #251 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 3 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6185 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |