| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 8 |
| #408 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #350 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #139 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #1802 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #382 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #1297 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 36 |
| #953 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #393 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #397 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #125 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 4 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 5 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #252 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 3 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |