| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #787 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #226 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 257 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #247 | black-and-blue light | 243 |
| #240 | blue plasma ball | 250 |
| #679 | bottle of goofballs | 38 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #252 | cheap studded belt | 214 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #236 | easter egg balloon | 78 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #273 | flavored foot massage oil | 190 |
| #270 | foam dart | 189 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #138 | grue egg omelette | 25 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #177 | personal massager | 184 |
| #279 | personalized coffee mug | 262 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #218 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 254 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2630 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #4282 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3472 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1131 | stuffed gray blob | 14 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4578 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |