| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #1030 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 364 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #242 | turtle pheromones | 16 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #6 | vampire collar | 972 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |