| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #1035 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1261 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 4 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 4 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #114 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 364 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #240 | turtle pheromones | 16 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #6 | vampire collar | 972 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |