| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #160 | FunFunds™ | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #76 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 16 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1201 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #693 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |