| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #184 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #161 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #41 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #74 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 16 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #141 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1642 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1203 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #1752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #695 | worthless knick-knack | 4 |