| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #730 | awful poetry journal | 72 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #823 | bat guano | 2 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #644 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #922 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #931 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #249 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #154 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #71 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #171 | pigeon egg | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #118 | rat carcass | 11 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #11 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 3 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #552 | tires | 8 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #617 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |