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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
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| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
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| #115 | Eau de Guaneau | 5 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #167 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 53 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #220 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #273 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #175 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 5 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #39 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 10 |
| #193 | bronze breastplate | 9 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #159 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 5 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
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| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #91 | frilly shirt | 7 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #298 | goth kid t-shirt | 16 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #233 | harem girl t-shirt | 5 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #261 | pirate shirt | 7 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #78 | star shirt | 5 |
| #1298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1624 | stuffed angry cow | 31 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #2404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1609 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1893 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #461 | stuffed gray blob | 90 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #459 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 47 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #334 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 24 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1709 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #113 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 6 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #988 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #951 | tiny plastic scary clown | 8 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #245 | vampire collar | 8 |
| #166 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 8 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |