| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #407 | Iron Beta of Industry | 19 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #234 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #555 | brick | 68 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #249 | facsimile dictionary | 42 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #553 | grue egg | 47 |
| #829 | handful of confetti | 51 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #201 | pork elf goodies sack | 38 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |