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| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #316 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 17 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #39 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 45 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #70 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 62 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #390 | fancy dress ball | 34 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #201 | fire | 30 |
| #323 | fortune cookie | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #361 | killer rag doll | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #208 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 15 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #413 | pet rock | 19 |
| #266 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #54 | prehistoric spear | 51 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #180 | spooky felt | 54 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #196 | spooky length of string | 63 |
| #1012 | spooky mushroom | 21 |
| #854 | spooky stick | 4 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #514 | spooky wooden block | 13 |
| #101 | stick-on-a-string | 38 |
| #380 | stuffed alien blob | 16 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #165 | toothsome rock | 61 |
| #387 | toy crazy train | 25 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #44 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 2 |
| #717 | tree-eating kite | 40 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #871 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #909 | yo-yo | 23 |