Water Bear

RankItemQuantity
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#275BURT100
#570Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air6
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#363Lucky Surprise Egg11
#446Mad Train wine221
#710Spooky Surprise Egg6
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#643asshat1
#799black paisley oyster egg6
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#555black polka-dot oyster egg9
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#580blue striped oyster egg8
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1380brine1
#381bugbear beanie14
#342bugbear bungguard15
#184bum cheek114
#510bunch of bananas6
#502centipede eggs3
#1148cocoa eggshell fragment2
#1622dill1
#240dirty hobo gloves108
#5138easter egg balloon1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#9forest tears1,021
#1922ghost cucumber1
#682ghuol egg12
#461ghuol egg quiche2
#1003gloomy black mushroom3
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#539green glowstick3
#2349grue egg9
#734grue egg omelette1
#25handful of moss742
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#552herb brownies23
#951ice-cold Sir Schlitz37
#1431ice-cold Willer3
#890ice-cold fotie8
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#172mauve paisley oyster egg15
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#378moxie weed52
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#537off-white paisley oyster egg4
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#469oily golden mushroom1
#485pretty bouquet2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#982robotronic egg28
#222spider web263
#2624spooky eggnog2
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#184teeny-tiny ninja stars5
#308tiny house676
#463tiny maracas1
#206tiny ninja sword5
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#694tiny shaker of salt3
#392tulip1
#1476unstable laser battery36
#1642vinegar1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#417yellow plastic oyster egg14
#311yellow polka-dot oyster egg7
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 3,688 items total!

what items are this player missing?