| #889 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #38 | Beach Buck | 296 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #232 | Chroner | 246 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #84 | Coinspiracy | 40 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbo Credit | 103 |
| #2238 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #112 | Freddy Kruegerand | 95 |
| #661 | Goodfella contract | 14 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #483 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 63 |
| #196 | Microplushie: Bropane | 68 |
| #260 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 15 |
| #205 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 28 |
| #327 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 7 |
| #245 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 40 |
| #282 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 48 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #263 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 25 |
| #240 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 64 |
| #265 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 31 |
| #207 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 57 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #98 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 9 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #818 | bag of airline peanuts | 32 |
| #421 | black candy heart | 18 |
| #415 | black-and-blue light | 103 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #498 | blue plasma ball | 59 |
| #731 | bottle of goofballs | 35 |
| #719 | brick | 49 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #74 | buffalo dime | 2 |
| #271 | bunny liver | 27 |
| #52 | burrowgrub hive | 3 |
| #468 | cheap studded belt | 61 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #126 | cymbal syrup | 119 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1038 | empty agua de vida bottle | 14 |
| #754 | encoder ring | 11 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #792 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 30 |
| #716 | fake fake vomit | 41 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #445 | flavored foot massage oil | 65 |
| #459 | foam dart | 59 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #416 | hobo nickel | 607 |
| #878 | jazz soap | 26 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #585 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 50 |
| #366 | mood ring | 22 |
| #41 | mysterious present | 18 |
| #129 | ornate picture frame | 18 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #437 | personal massager | 30 |
| #516 | personalized coffee mug | 90 |
| #884 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 19 |
| #1129 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 15 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #95 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #794 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #155 | sneaky wrapping paper | 4 |
| #649 | spectre scepter | 51 |
| #451 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 65 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #290 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #19 | the finger | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #106 | turtle pheromones | 79 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #1103 | whoopie cushion | 18 |
| #731 | wind-up chattering teeth | 39 |
| #658 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #848 | yellow snowcone | 36 |