| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 37 |
| #1200 | Imp Ale | 32 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #1552 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #243 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 4 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2996 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1335 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #88 | beer goggles | 8 |
| #294 | beer lens | 8 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #433 | bloody beer | 19 |
| #317 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #580 | disco ball | 46 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #388 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #338 | fermenting powder | 3 |
| #742 | fine wine | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #113 | grog | 22 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1214 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14 |
| #982 | ice-cold Willer | 16 |
| #1001 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
| #795 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #1553 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #209 | oyster basket | 23 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #109 | papaya sling | 18 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #18 | portable corkscrew | 228 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #310 | rum and cola | 6 |
| #494 | salty dog | 9 |
| #174 | salty slug | 10 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #168 | strawberry wine | 11 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #324 | string of green beads | 34 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #658 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #800 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #810 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #318 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 46 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #416 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #826 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #914 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #728 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #998 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #872 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #676 | tiny plastic grue | 25 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 23 |
| #807 | tiny plastic killer bee | 21 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #795 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #600 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 28 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #589 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #810 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #429 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #881 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #765 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #535 | tiny plastic star starfish | 30 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #809 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #499 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 14 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #189 | whiskey and cola | 12 |
| #72 | white Canadian | 67 |
| #1009 | white lightning | 2 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |