| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #102 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 37 |
| #1201 | Imp Ale | 32 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #243 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 4 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2994 | badass belt | 15 |
| #1333 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #88 | beer goggles | 8 |
| #296 | beer lens | 8 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #435 | bloody beer | 19 |
| #319 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1440 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #584 | disco ball | 46 |
| #1554 | eggnog | 6 |
| #1502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #389 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #343 | fermenting powder | 3 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #114 | grog | 22 |
| #39 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #1214 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 14 |
| #980 | ice-cold Willer | 16 |
| #1002 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
| #797 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #1551 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #210 | oyster basket | 23 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #110 | papaya sling | 18 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1402 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #18 | portable corkscrew | 228 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #314 | rum and cola | 6 |
| #495 | salty dog | 9 |
| #175 | salty slug | 10 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #168 | strawberry wine | 11 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #324 | string of green beads | 34 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #75 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #998 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #1164 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #821 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 9 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #700 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #929 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #935 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #812 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #321 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 46 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #917 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #730 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #608 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #875 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #679 | tiny plastic grue | 25 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #578 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 23 |
| #809 | tiny plastic killer bee | 21 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #797 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #602 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 28 |
| #830 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #430 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #884 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #766 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
| #536 | tiny plastic star starfish | 30 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #487 | tiny plastic warwelf | 14 |
| #500 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 14 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #191 | whiskey and cola | 12 |
| #72 | white Canadian | 67 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |
| #1748 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1617 | yellow snowcone | 5 |