SoftwareGuy

RankItemQuantity
#1817-ball1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#20Batfellow comic15
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#228Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air15
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#12Chinese curse words109
🥉Cloaca-Cola knapsack4,081
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4Game Grid token16,495
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#629Iron Beta of Industry10
#46Kashmir sweater3
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#283MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech32
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
🥈Red Fox glove319
#48Source terminal file: dram.ext1
#53Source terminal file: gram.ext1
#47Source terminal file: pram.ext1
#13Swizzler1,717
#30Talisman of Baio1
#12Talisman of Bakula1
🥈The Jokester's gun123
🥉The Jokester's pants110
🥉The Jokester's wig133
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#4Xiblaxian cache locator simcode81
#22Yeg's Motel alarm clock17
#17Yeg's Motel disposable razor18
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#22alabaster bishop2
#27alabaster king1
#23alabaster knight2
#17alabaster pawn8
#27alabaster queen1
#25alabaster rook2
#287astronaut pants32
#185banana-frosted king cake14
#9barrelhead120
#425black paisley oyster egg12
#586black plastic oyster egg8
#663black polka-dot oyster egg7
#659black striped oyster egg8
#1030blue paisley oyster egg4
#1032blue plastic oyster egg4
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#761blue striped oyster egg6
#137blue tulip1
🥉bottoms of the barrel144
#110box of sunshine3,857
#12bunch of square grapes4,892
#74cheap Chinese beer3
#69cheer extractor11
🥇chest barrel148
#29crazy bastard sword1
#10cursed breeches22
#9cursed cutlass25
#8cursed eyepatch24
#86cursed piece of thirteen16
#70dead meat bun5
🥇empty agua de vida bottle11,483
#10frozen mushroom2,455
#9gloomy black mushroom2,221
#13golden gum2,921
#112golden plastic oyster egg2
#7hypnodisk2
#22incredibly dense meat gem1
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#560lavender polka-dot oyster egg5
#609lavender striped oyster egg4
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#587mauve striped oyster egg7
#537off-white paisley oyster egg4
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#319off-white striped oyster egg10
#19onyx bishop2
#28onyx king1
#30onyx knight2
#16onyx pawn8
#26onyx queen1
#18onyx rook2
#9optimal spreadsheet1
#1028oyster basket3
#256pink plastic baby2
🥇powdered gold1,164
#22pregnant gloomy black mushroom9
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#855puce plastic oyster egg4
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#486puce striped oyster egg5
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#772red plastic oyster egg6
#71red polka-dot oyster egg29
#365red striped oyster egg8
#112red tulip1
🥇replica bat-oomerang371
#5roll of Hob-Os1,320
#230rose2
#13rubber gloves55
#9sprinkles2,862,382
#992stainless steel scarf3
#760stainless steel shillelagh6
#372stainless steel skullcap8
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#417stainless steel solitaire7
#791stainless steel suspenders5
#130tattered paper crown4
#249toy jet pack32
#320toy ray gun32
#279toy space helmet32
#16triad summoning scroll116
#392tulip1
#506vanilla-frosted king cake2
#126white tulip1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#14yellow pixel3,953
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#317yellow striped oyster egg8

Wow, that's 2,921,432 items total!

what items are this player missing?