| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #20 | Batfellow comic | 15 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #12 | Chinese curse words | 109 |
| #4 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4,081 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4 | Game Grid token | 16,495 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #44 | Kashmir sweater | 3 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #283 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 32 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Red Fox glove | 306 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #16 | Swizzler | 1,628 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Jokester's gun | 114 |
| #5 | The Jokester's pants | 102 |
| 🥉 | The Jokester's wig | 124 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #4 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 81 |
| #21 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 17 |
| #17 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 18 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #28 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #19 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #287 | astronaut pants | 32 |
| #185 | banana-frosted king cake | 14 |
| #10 | barrelhead | 112 |
| #425 | black paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #586 | black plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #999 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| 🥉 | bottoms of the barrel | 135 |
| #119 | box of sunshine | 3,606 |
| #12 | bunch of square grapes | 4,892 |
| #71 | cheap Chinese beer | 3 |
| #69 | cheer extractor | 11 |
| #4 | chest barrel | 140 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #10 | cursed breeches | 22 |
| #9 | cursed cutlass | 25 |
| #8 | cursed eyepatch | 24 |
| #85 | cursed piece of thirteen | 16 |
| #68 | dead meat bun | 5 |
| 🥇 | empty agua de vida bottle | 11,483 |
| #10 | frozen mushroom | 2,455 |
| #9 | gloomy black mushroom | 2,221 |
| #13 | golden gum | 2,921 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #7 | hypnodisk | 2 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #930 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #587 | mauve striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #318 | off-white striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #28 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #17 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #19 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥇 | powdered gold | 1,164 |
| #22 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #70 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 29 |
| #365 | red striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| 🥈 | replica bat-oomerang | 345 |
| #4 | roll of Hob-Os | 1,320 |
| #225 | rose | 2 |
| #13 | rubber gloves | 55 |
| #9 | sprinkles | 2,862,374 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #418 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #249 | toy jet pack | 32 |
| #319 | toy ray gun | 32 |
| #279 | toy space helmet | 32 |
| #16 | triad summoning scroll | 116 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #14 | yellow pixel | 3,953 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #317 | yellow striped oyster egg | 8 |