| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #289 | 1-ball | 18 |
| #243 | 2-ball | 23 |
| #289 | 3-ball | 18 |
| #337 | 4-ball | 14 |
| #303 | 5-ball | 16 |
| #353 | 6-ball | 13 |
| #328 | 7-ball | 16 |
| #339 | 8-ball | 81 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #733 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #153 | Boss Bat bling | 21 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #355 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #181 | Crown of the Goblin King | 108 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #320 | badass belt | 124 |
| #185 | bag of Cheat-Os | 69 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #122 | drywall axe | 100 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #142 | giant discarded bottlecap | 34 |
| #150 | giant discarded plastic fork | 55 |
| #103 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 39 |
| #391 | giant pinky ring | 42 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #290 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 30 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #625 | shiny ring | 40 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #507 | stringy sinew | 18 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #152 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 117 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #807 | tree-eating kite | 33 |
| #40 | twinkly powder | 1,338 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #469 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 22 |