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| #626 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #540 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #770 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #599 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #503 | 5-ball | 8 |
| #695 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #799 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #625 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #742 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #47 | Disco Banjo | 11 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #478 | Ent cider | 13 |
| #140 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 4 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #219 | acoustic guitarrr | 18 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #3279 | badass belt | 13 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #89 | battered hubcap | 8 |
| #59 | beer goggles | 11 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #241 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #285 | big boom | 3 |
| #175 | black & tan | 18 |
| #123 | bone rattle | 23 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #221 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #209 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #51 | chintzy turtle brooch | 24 |
| #179 | chopsticks | 29 |
| #117 | coffin lid | 15 |
| #202 | diamond-studded cane | 38 |
| #149 | didgeridooka | 48 |
| #96 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 13 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #103 | enchanted toothpick | 13 |
| #108 | evil golden arches | 13 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #534 | flaregun | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #240 | foolscap fool's cap | 13 |
| #93 | guano coffee cup | 95 |
| #126 | huge spoon | 18 |
| #96 | icy-hot katana | 11 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #208 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 15 |
| #468 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #3217 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #560 | pool cue | 7 |
| #248 | pygmy blowgun | 6 |
| #172 | ram horns | 29 |
| #595 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #648 | robotronic egg | 44 |
| #137 | silver shrimp fork | 16 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #106 | tambourine | 7 |
| #229 | tap shoes | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2818 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #631 | tree-eating kite | 48 |
| #610 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #188 | viking helmet | 90 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #409 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |