| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #623 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #596 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #499 | 5-ball | 8 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #797 | 7-ball | 4 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #46 | Disco Banjo | 11 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #478 | Ent cider | 13 |
| #140 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 4 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #219 | acoustic guitarrr | 18 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #88 | battered hubcap | 8 |
| #59 | beer goggles | 11 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #285 | big boom | 3 |
| #175 | black & tan | 18 |
| #122 | bone rattle | 23 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #221 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #207 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #51 | chintzy turtle brooch | 24 |
| #179 | chopsticks | 29 |
| #117 | coffin lid | 15 |
| #201 | diamond-studded cane | 38 |
| #150 | didgeridooka | 48 |
| #96 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 13 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #103 | enchanted toothpick | 13 |
| #108 | evil golden arches | 13 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #535 | flaregun | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #238 | foolscap fool's cap | 13 |
| #93 | guano coffee cup | 95 |
| #126 | huge spoon | 18 |
| #96 | icy-hot katana | 11 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #208 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 15 |
| #468 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #559 | pool cue | 7 |
| #247 | pygmy blowgun | 6 |
| #172 | ram horns | 29 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #647 | robotronic egg | 44 |
| #137 | silver shrimp fork | 16 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #105 | tambourine | 7 |
| #229 | tap shoes | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #630 | tree-eating kite | 48 |
| #609 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 15 |
| #188 | viking helmet | 90 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #408 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #665 | yo | 13 |