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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #134 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 13 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #105 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 13 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #529 | Imp Ale | 251 |
| #830 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1196 | Mad Train wine | 13 |
| #85 | Meat detector | 7 |
| #430 | Mountain Stream soda | 36 |
| #14 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 911 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #122 | concentrated magicalness pill | 20 |
| #882 | disco ball | 19 |
| #827 | disco mask | 18 |
| #141 | enchanted barbell | 16 |
| #80 | eye-pod | 7 |
| #322 | fine wine | 18 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #189 | giant moxie weed | 19 |
| #645 | helmet turtle | 51 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #263 | hypodermic needle | 6 |
| #605 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 120 |
| #561 | ice-cold Willer | 66 |
| #674 | ice-cold fotie | 16 |
| #142 | jug-o-magicalness | 21 |
| #574 | lead necklace | 11 |
| #178 | magicalness-in-a-can | 38 |
| #475 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #341 | mariachi pants | 54 |
| #398 | moxie weed | 46 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #513 | pasta spoon | 42 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #352 | ravioli hat | 79 |
| #101 | rhesus monkey | 9 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #459 | saucepan | 95 |
| #249 | seal tooth | 72 |
| #708 | seal-clubbing club | 28 |
| #309 | soda water | 10 |
| #753 | spices | 9 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #263 | strongness elixir | 24 |
| #270 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 21 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #404 | turtle totem | 98 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |