| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #194 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 410 |
| #27 | black pension check | 987 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #142 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #78 | chakra malt | 3 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #90 | hambrosier | 2 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #843 | toast | 844 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #51 | water log | 1 |