| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #319 | 668 scroll | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1070 | Imp Ale | 46 |
| #1333 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1246 | awful poetry journal | 13 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #729 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #370 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #762 | dry noodles | 16 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1544 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1371 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #859 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #38 | makeshift skirt | 4 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #337 | red pixel potion | 10 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #955 | scroll of drastic healing | 11 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #621 | skeleton key | 5 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #742 | ten-leaf clover | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1276 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |