| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #82 | Gummi-Gnauga | 65 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #4 | bat guano | 24,043 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #166 | displaced fish | 46 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #651 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | rocky raccoon | 60,171 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #9 | squashed frog | 6,661 |
| #292 | stench wad | 10 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #155 | stinky hi mein | 3 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | stuffed stab bat | 12 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |