| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #363 | Crimboween memo | 26 |
| #947 | Crown of the Goblin King | 26 |
| #568 | Daffy Taffy | 51 |
| #672 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #27 | Goodfella contract | 1,459 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1114 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 38 |
| #1289 | Yummy Tummy bean | 109 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1642 | badass belt | 33 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1463 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1528 | candy cane | 20 |
| #502 | candy stake | 12 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1168 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #512 | giant pinky ring | 29 |
| #971 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #825 | grue egg | 32 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #974 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #387 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #529 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1301 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #468 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1071 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #489 | useless powder | 236 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |