| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #364 | Crimboween memo | 26 |
| #943 | Crown of the Goblin King | 26 |
| #568 | Daffy Taffy | 51 |
| #674 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #27 | Goodfella contract | 1,459 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1116 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 38 |
| #1290 | Yummy Tummy bean | 109 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #500 | candy stake | 12 |
| #685 | capacitor relay | 14 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #902 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1167 | fruitcake | 14 |
| #511 | giant pinky ring | 29 |
| #972 | gingerbread bugbear | 22 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #952 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| #820 | grue egg | 32 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #526 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1296 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #469 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky length of string | 8 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #490 | useless powder | 236 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |