| #356 | Amulet of Yendor | 65 |
| #410 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #16 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 3 |
| #13 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 4 |
| #476 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 17 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #945 | antique spear | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #325 | astronaut pants | 28 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #157 | bag of airline peanuts | 165 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #785 | beertini | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #890 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #448 | brick | 87 |
| #716 | candy stake | 9 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #45 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 184 |
| #279 | clown hammer | 100 |
| #354 | defective skull | 68 |
| #99 | diamond-studded fronts | 3 |
| #5141 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #299 | encoder ring | 64 |
| #934 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #323 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 90 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #267 | fake fake vomit | 114 |
| #321 | fake hand | 86 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #176 | false eyelashes | 3 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #120 | funky brass fez | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1637 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2408 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #546 | grog | 1 |
| #5204 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #271 | jazz soap | 105 |
| #303 | joybuzzer | 98 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1897 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #223 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 123 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #284 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 94 |
| #233 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 122 |
| #141 | pink glowstick | 13 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #413 | prehistoric spear | 10 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #280 | rubber emo roe | 109 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #266 | stick-on-a-string | 16 |
| #285 | stuffed alien blob | 21 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #708 | toothsome rock | 13 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #289 | toy jet pack | 27 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #354 | toy ray gun | 28 |
| #325 | toy space helmet | 28 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1277 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #297 | useless powder | 526 |
| #1146 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #245 | whoopie cushion | 117 |
| #295 | wind-up chattering teeth | 105 |
| #341 | x-ray specs | 66 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #268 | yellow snowcone | 120 |
| #524 | yo | 18 |