Thiazi

RankItemQuantity
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#51130669 scroll11
#92533398 scroll4
#934334 scroll1
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#1781Angry Farmer candy4
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#44a little sump'm sump'm165
#519abominable snowcone18
#663acid-squirting flower3
#788acoustic guitarrr2
#1252amulet of extreme plot significance2
#851ancient unspeakable fruitcake7
#1061anticheese1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#1106asbestos ore1
#387asbestos staff1
#885asparagus knife2
#451aspirin2
#344asshat4
#551astral mushroom12
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#884bag of airline peanuts27
#294balaclava2
#447balaclava baklava4
#1158ball4
#665balloon monkey2
#197bamboo bokuto1
#834bar skin5
#2129barrrnacle1
#788beertini1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#874bloody beer2
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1329bottle of gin1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1126bottle of vodka2
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#437bow1
#6715box of sunshine2
#1334boxed wine1
#1936brick5
#534calle de miel1
#545can of fake snow1
#4784candy cane1
#109chocolate box1
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#873clown hammer25
#1284coconut shell1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2363eggnog2
#1081explosion-flavored chewing gum15
#1288fake fake vomit11
#1179fake hand10
#749fake plastic grass2
#2519fancy chocolate1
#412fermenting powder1
#880fine wine1
#3426fruitcake1
#604fuzzbump1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#292ghost pickle on a stick3
#73grass blade2
#194grass hat1
#71grass skirt2
#1909green beer1
#841green snowcone1
#549grog1
#4476grue egg2
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#683irate sombrero1
#1436jazz soap5
#1246joybuzzer11
#2060kite1
#633large box1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#736lead necklace7
#230lumbering jack1
#1009magical ice cube with a fly in it19
#1220magical ice cubes1
#387magnifying glass1
#235many-eyed glasses7
#190maple leaf3
#480margarita1
#1086marionette1
#666martini1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#756mauve plastic oyster egg5
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#502monkey wrench1
#364moonglasses1
#529ocean motion1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#722off-white polka-dot oyster egg4
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#257old-fashioned1
#861orange snowcone1
#1890oyster basket1
#350papaya sling3
#477papaya slung2
#1683pet rock3
#1512pet rock "Groucho" disguise2
#1201pet rock "Snooty" disguise12
#594pink pony1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1169potato sprout1
#564prosthetic forehead2
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#1303rag doll1
#414red paisley oyster egg8
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#845red snowcone1
#121redrum17
#406rhesus monkey1
#454rockin' wagon1
#494roll in the hay1
#101roll of drink tickets1
#867rubber emo roe31
#647rum and cola1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#259sangria2
#589screwdriver1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#546slap and tickle1
#694sleeping snowy owl3
#427slip 'n' slide1
#590small box1
#374spiced rum1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#514stuffed doppelshifter26
#766sucky decal1
#384targeting chip1
#1316teddy bear3
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#2216tiny plastic Cheshire bat8
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#1409tiny plastic baby gravy fairy13
#2032tiny plastic barrrnacle9
#548tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar8
#2015tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball9
#1814tiny plastic cocoabo10
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#2030tiny plastic fuzzy dice9
#1527tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick12
#3343tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#2830tiny plastic grue6
#845tiny plastic hermit6
#1853tiny plastic howling balloon monkey10
#1493tiny plastic killer bee12
#2881tiny plastic leprechaun6
#1821tiny plastic levitating potato10
#2828tiny plastic mosquito6
#1800tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2494tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2877tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#2017tiny plastic stab bat9
#2236tiny plastic star starfish8
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#466vodka martini1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#630whiskey sour1
#1104white lightning1
#1252whoopie cushion12
#1199wind-up chattering teeth15
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1071yellow snowcone22
#496yellow striped oyster egg5
#1655yo-yo5

Wow, that's 947 items total!

what items are this player missing?