| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #138 | CRIMBCO mug | 111 |
| #56 | CRIMBCO wine | 106 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #80 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 57 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #49 | bath ball gift set | 56 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #239 | fancy opera glasses | 18 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #200 | garish pinky ring | 22 |
| #154 | giant designer sunglasses | 27 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #21 | motivational poster | 106 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #53 | slow jam collection | 56 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #489 | stuffed cocoabo | 83 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |