Oddity

RankItemQuantity
#540BGE merchandise order form6
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#138CRIMBCO mug111
#56CRIMBCO wine106
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#80Dickory Farms Gift Basket57
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#1050Schrödinger's thermos1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#1568adorable seal larva1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#486around the world1
#1109baggie of powdered sugar2
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#49bath ball gift set56
#464black spot1
#447brown plastic baby1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#557chocolate cigar1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
🥉control crystal1
#1635fancy chocolate car5
#241fancy opera glasses18
#1896filthy lucre2
#164floaty inverse geode1
#416floaty pebbles1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#200garish pinky ring22
#155giant designer sunglasses27
#234gift-a-pult2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#41jingle bell1
#21motivational poster106
#311oriole-feather headdress4
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#512portable photocopier11
#326red plastic baby1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#53slow jam collection56
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#497stuffed cocoabo83
#970tattered paper crown1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#91willowy bonnet1

Wow, that's 726 items total!

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