| #540 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #138 | CRIMBCO mug | 111 |
| #56 | CRIMBCO wine | 106 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #80 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 57 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #1109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #49 | bath ball gift set | 56 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #241 | fancy opera glasses | 18 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #200 | garish pinky ring | 22 |
| #155 | giant designer sunglasses | 27 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #21 | motivational poster | 106 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #53 | slow jam collection | 56 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #497 | stuffed cocoabo | 83 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |