| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #135 | Frosty's frosty mug | 13 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #201 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #269 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 34 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #126 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 11 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #125 | astronaut pants | 69 |
| #191 | atomic vector plotter | 21 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #518 | banana | 8 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #135 | deadly lampshade | 7 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear | 116 |
| #153 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #1101 | fruitcake | 16 |
| #642 | gingerbread bugbear | 37 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #157 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 14 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #72 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 27 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #229 | pet rock | 35 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #309 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #50 | recursive spline reticulator | 97 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #560 | sabre teeth | 7 |
| #156 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 29 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #532 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #400 | toothsome rock | 26 |
| #202 | toy crazy train | 49 |
| #233 | toy jet pack | 35 |
| #138 | toy ray gun | 75 |
| #139 | toy space helmet | 69 |
| #108 | voodoo snuff | 14 |