| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #135 | Frosty's frosty mug | 13 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #202 | Hodgman's blanket | 7 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #269 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 34 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #125 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 11 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #125 | astronaut pants | 69 |
| #191 | atomic vector plotter | 21 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #517 | banana | 8 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #135 | deadly lampshade | 7 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #132 | evil teddy bear | 116 |
| #154 | extra-greasy slider | 16 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #1101 | fruitcake | 16 |
| #641 | gingerbread bugbear | 37 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #159 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 14 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #253 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #72 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 27 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #411 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #229 | pet rock | 35 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #310 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #50 | recursive spline reticulator | 97 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #560 | sabre teeth | 7 |
| #156 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 29 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #530 | stick of "gum" | 3 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #399 | toothsome rock | 26 |
| #202 | toy crazy train | 49 |
| #233 | toy jet pack | 35 |
| #138 | toy ray gun | 75 |
| #139 | toy space helmet | 69 |
| #108 | voodoo snuff | 14 |