| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2557 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #364 | disassembled clover | 198 |
| #21 | disembodied smile | 168 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #684 | filthy lucre | 53 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #606 | frozen banquet | 2 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #100 | grumpy old man charrrm | 38 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #31 | left half of a heart necklace | 12 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #67 | paperclip | 812 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #122 | ring of adornment | 5 |
| #91 | ring of aggravate monster | 130 |
| #146 | ring of conflict | 4 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #166 | silver tongue charrrm | 55 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #224 | witty rapier | 18 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |