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| #604 | Angry Farmer candy | 106 |
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| #1101 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 39 |
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| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
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| #852 | awful poetry journal | 49 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #107 | brown crock marble | 5 |
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| #1104 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 |
| #445 | commemorative war stein | 24 |
| #334 | dry noodles | 311 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
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| #705 | ghuol egg | 11 |
| #79 | green peawee marble | 14 |
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| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #755 | loose teeth | 32 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | mauve striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
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| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
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| #265 | red paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
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| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
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| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
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| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
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| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
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| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
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| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
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| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |