| #17 | 1-ball | 1,445 |
| #19 | 2-ball | 1,344 |
| #19 | 3-ball | 1,478 |
| #17 | 4-ball | 1,441 |
| #16 | 5-ball | 1,238 |
| #20 | 6-ball | 1,141 |
| #20 | 7-ball | 1,203 |
| #281 | 8-ball | 105 |
| #24 | 9-ball | 120 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #78 | Cerebral Crossbow | 4 |
| #66 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 22 |
| #131 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 6 |
| #2265 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #25 | Kevlar balloon | 13 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #178 | Neuromancer | 4 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #39 | Spirit Precipice | 7 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #475 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 85 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #562 | antique spear | 6 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #182 | balloon helmet | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #487 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #3978 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #801 | broken skull | 8 |
| #143 | candy brain | 37 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #101 | chloroform rag | 53 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #81 | coffin lid | 23 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #723 | dark potion | 5 |
| #470 | dead guy's watch | 11 |
| #216 | denim axe | 2 |
| #1019 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #139 | disintegrating spiky collar | 3 |
| #615 | duct tape | 49 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #159 | effluvious emerald | 9 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1165 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #100 | fire | 57 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #133 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #103 | gloomy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #267 | goth kid t-shirt | 19 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #108 | handful of hand chalk | 536 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #56 | icy-hot katana | 31 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #119 | leather mask | 69 |
| #252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
| #653 | long skinny balloon | 5 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #168 | lotion of spookiness | 3 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #936 | marzipan skull | 5 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #34 | miniature coffin | 5 |
| #12 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 38 |
| #628 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #220 | pool cue | 33 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #57 | rat head balloon | 2 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #277 | ridiculously huge sword | 50 |
| #199 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 11 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #226 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 18 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #95 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 39 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #329 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #31 | shuddersword | 6 |
| #763 | solid gold bowling ball | 20 |
| 🥉 | spade necklace | 2,358 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #259 | spiked femur | 14 |
| #395 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #104 | spooky cosmetics bag | 19 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #113 | spooky eyeliner | 21 |
| #119 | spooky lipstick | 21 |
| #953 | spooky mushroom | 25 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #474 | spooky shrunken head | 13 |
| #542 | spooky stick | 12 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #51 | star stiletto | 3 |
| #148 | steamy ruby | 10 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #143 | tawdry amethyst | 8 |
| #1540 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #285 | tiny balloon knife | 2 |
| #190 | unearthly onyx | 5 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #368 | vorpal blade | 13 |
| #423 | white balloon | 7 |
| #237 | worn tophat | 7 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |