| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #465 | Crimbuck | 2,143 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #23 | coconut bikini top | 11 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #19 | miniature dormouse | 11 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1770 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #755 | roasted marshmallow | 21 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |