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| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
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| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
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| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
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| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
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| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #917 | disease | 2 |
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| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
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| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
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| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
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| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #295 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #377 | evil googly eye | 11 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #921 | loose teeth | 16 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #579 | skeleton bone | 49 |
| #670 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #250 | skeleton key ring | 3 |
| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #346 | spooky felt | 28 |
| #370 | spooky length of string | 30 |
| #1003 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #942 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
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| #71 | stolen accordion | 1,522 |
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| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2106 | valuable trinket | 5 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #721 | windchimes | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |