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| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
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| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
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| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
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| #900 | baseball | 1 |
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| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #405 | bottle of popskull | 4 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #246 | brains casserole | 1 |
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| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #572 | dried face | 3 |
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| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
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| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #377 | evil googly eye | 11 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #922 | loose teeth | 16 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #580 | skeleton bone | 49 |
| #669 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #250 | skeleton key ring | 3 |
| #1055 | spider web | 2 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #346 | spooky felt | 28 |
| #370 | spooky length of string | 30 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #607 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #72 | stolen accordion | 1,522 |
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| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2106 | valuable trinket | 5 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #723 | windchimes | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |