| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #335 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #888 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1267 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #647 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #131 | antique machete | 4 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #551 | easter egg balloon | 43 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #124 | iron pasta spoon | 72 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1080 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #1207 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #40 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #441 | red class ring | 19 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1365 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #807 | toast | 908 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #508 | white class ring | 11 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #116 | zombie pineal gland | 30 |