| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #661 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #2354 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1267 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #648 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #452 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1736 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1799 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #335 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #131 | antique machete | 4 |
| #1605 | badass belt | 34 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #551 | easter egg balloon | 43 |
| #807 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #1613 | grue egg | 15 |
| #124 | iron pasta spoon | 72 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1080 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #1206 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #929 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #40 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #441 | red class ring | 19 |
| #1445 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1364 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2623 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6139 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2687 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3322 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2641 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #807 | toast | 908 |
| #663 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #508 | white class ring | 11 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #695 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #116 | zombie pineal gland | 30 |