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| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
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| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
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| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
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| #237 | WA | 1 |
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| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #953 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
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| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #1026 | line | 1 |
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| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1147 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
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| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
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| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
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| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
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| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1065 | spices | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
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| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
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| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #1137 | tomato | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
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| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |