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| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
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| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
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| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |